On the morning of the 11th day ceremony (see this post for details), I had to put myself in a sari. This is not something I do all the time, and because I knew I’d have to do it early in the morning, I practiced the night before. I didn’t want to bother my mother-in-law, so I told my husband the plan: search “how to wear a sari” on YouTube. Here it is:
After a few tries and a certain amount of swearing, I understood where to tuck and how to wind the fabric as well as the clever use of safety pins for maximum security. I picked up my hem and carefully picked my downstairs to show my mother-in-law, who said I’d done well.
In the morning, I managed to get myself into the sari and though the pleats weren’t pristine, I felt I looked presentable. Downstairs, there was much milling about as we prepared to set out for the ceremonial grounds. There was also a certain amount of standing around as various people went in search of this or that necessary object for the ceremony, and during one of those times, an auntie laughed gently and plucked at my sari while saying something to my husband.
I backed away, proud of my work and pretty sure she was mocking it. My husband, translating, said she wanted to fix it. I refused, saying we were about to leave (not that that really makes any difference in India, land of flexible time, but it seemed like a good excuse to me).
She backed off and seemed a little hurt. Later, my husband told me exactly what she’d been saying. Roughly, it was this: “I’d like to help her. I don’t want anyone making fun of my daughter.”
Feeling every inch the ingrate, and upset that my husband hadn’t translated this to me at the time, I was extra-nice to her for the rest of the visit. It never seemed like enough to make up for my unintentional blunder, though.
But you can bet your boots the next time an auntie offered to help me fix my sari, I jumped at the opportunity to let someone tug at the yards of silk encasing me.